Sunday - May 26, 2002
I Hate Spell Checkers
Spell checkers allow poor spellers to appear to
be as intelligent as those who do know how to spell. Normally, this wouldn't be
such a big deal, but it will eventually contribute to the decline of our
species. Eventually, lower animals will catch up with us and we'll no longer
dominate the Earth. All because of spell checkers. And Viagra. And cosmetic
surgery.
You see, women are attracted
to intelligent men. Of course. But they are liable to be confused by the
technological tampering of spell checkers and assume that dumb people aren't
actually stupid. Thus there is a greater chance that stupid people will
breed.
And then there are these pitiful
examples of men who are no longer virile and medical technology has made it
possible for these impotent men to appear other than they are. The status and
importance of real men is thus diminished, and by design, these ersatz men
continue to breed.
The monkeys will
catch up some day. We'll end up like Charleton Heston in "Planet of the Apes"
all because modern technology is making it look like those of us who are perfect
aren't really all that unique.
It must be stopped.
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